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UK bid to hold p***-up in a brewery championship fails.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

City Boy.

"I think we may be related!"

'I know it's gassy...'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Men's fragrances...

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Professional woman in pub

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

His & hers towels.

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"You lack spontaniety."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Drunken singers in a public house

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).