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Music Quiz

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'No ice.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I forget to drink."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Redhead

"Just water for me, please."

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

You have had enough

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Beer Lunch

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Whack A Soul.

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

'Sorry, no credit, the only free spirit in here is my barmaid.'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'