Pub Quiz Regular Mugs

Music Quiz

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'No ice.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"I forget to drink."

Redhead

"Just water for me, please."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

You have had enough

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Whack A Soul.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Beer Lunch

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

'Sorry, no credit, the only free spirit in here is my barmaid.'

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."