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Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

You have had enough

Whack A Soul.

Music Quiz

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Pub Quiz

'I'm sorry, I won't be home for supper love, I've got detention.'

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Pub quiz dolphin - "He may possess a unique intellect but does he know the capital of Algeria?"

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

"What do you know? We were mentioned in the recipe section of this publication."

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'