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'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Smart Arse"

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

'There are ten questions on this quiz. Each is worth 20 points.'

Funky Facts: USA.

Music Quiz

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

'I'd like to overwhelm them with instructional excellence, but I'm not above winning through intimidation.'

Are You As Dumb As a Post?

Kid standing on one leg hands test on water birds to teacher.

'They think it's Pavlova.'