Pub Trivia Lover Gifts

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Men's fragrances...

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Professional woman in pub

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

The Reaper's Arms

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

You have had enough

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

"Your shout!"

'It's your round.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"

"I feel a draft."

'Beer? Wassat then?'