Themed Restaurants Pillows

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"It makes you look old."

"Wow!"

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'

CSI Fridays

Chernobyl Chow

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"God, I hate theme dinners."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

Good news! We determined the hair in your vegan soup is from the chef's fake fur coat!

Since when do lentils do the backstroke? ??

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

Fancy dress party: "I'm afraid I've just come in my shorts."

"Relax. You're the one who wanted to stay at a theme resort"

'Irony or non-irony?'

Witching Hour

Tooters.

'No termites, no grubs, no leaves... What kind of crazy restaurant is this?'

'If you're not happy with the cobwebs we can re-arrange them of course'.

'Egyptian Restaurant'

'Here comes your Tequila Sunrise now.'

"I think our waitress sees us now."

"We're off to the tweed bar."

Hoppy Hour 5-7. Seriously? How many people do you get in here who actually dress up as Hopalong Cassidy?