Themed Restaurant Lover Pillows

'Egyptian Restaurant'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"Wow!"

'Can I get a box for this?'

'How do you guys want your trans fatty acids prepared?'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

"Linguini for two?"

Food inspection results

CSI Fridays

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

Three Pigs.

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Repletion.

Fast Food Restaurant

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

Chernobyl Chow

" and my husband will have..."

"God, I hate theme dinners."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"I want a big-a*s salad."

"I'll have the cheesecake, hold the cake."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

'The lady said you will pay.'

Earlier I said the catch-of-the-day was shark. Well, now its perch. Don't ask.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

'Look at it this way - It's tested your waterproof make-up.'