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'Egyptian Restaurant'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Wow!"

'Can I get a box for this?'

'How do you guys want your trans fatty acids prepared?'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

"Linguini for two?"

CSI Fridays

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Three Pigs.

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Fast Food Restaurant

Food inspection results

Repletion.

Chernobyl Chow

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

" and my husband will have..."

"God, I hate theme dinners."

"I want a big-a*s salad."

"I'll have the cheesecake, hold the cake."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

'The lady said you will pay.'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Earlier I said the catch-of-the-day was shark. Well, now its perch. Don't ask.

'Look at it this way - It's tested your waterproof make-up.'

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"