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"God, I hate theme dinners."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"....and hold the garlic."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"Wow!"

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."

Long Corkscrew

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."