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'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'S'more wine?'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"It makes you look old."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"Wow!"

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"Linguini for two?"