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Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

'S'more wine?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Great God Almighty! Somebody please wake me up and tell me I'm only dreaming that the chicken marsala costs a whopping twenty-eight ninety-five!"

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'