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Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

'S'more wine?'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"And how would you like your steak?"

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'