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"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

Diamond outfits

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'S'more wine?'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Purple dress

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Champagne Charlie.

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

"Any requests?"

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

The Butlers Ball.

'Will the lady be returning'