Formal Dinners Pillows

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

Diamond outfits

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'S'more wine?'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

Purple dress

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Champagne Charlie.

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"Any requests?"

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

The Butlers Ball.