Formal Dining Lover Pillows

"Before proceeding, Gertrude will read the minutes of the last Thanksgiving."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Regular service or affected?"

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"Expense account or regular?"

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Champagne Charlie.

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"We're out of flowers."

-A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"The last doggy bag."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"What do you recommend today?"

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'New money or old money?'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"Oops, my bad … It is vinegar."