Formal Dining Lover Gifts

"Before proceeding, Gertrude will read the minutes of the last Thanksgiving."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Expense account or regular?"

"Regular service or affected?"

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?"

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

Champagne Charlie.

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"We're out of flowers."

-A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"The last doggy bag."

"What do you recommend today?"

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'New money or old money?'

"Oops, my bad … It is vinegar."