Formal Dining Pillows

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Whoa, this is an exiguous amount of cheese for $25.00, you need to put on a tie.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Grace For Flies

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Sloaney Pony.

LAY ZEE FUK

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Life is for the birds.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Diner.

'A cheeky red?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"You do like octopus?"

'Your French dip, sir.'