Formal Dining T-Shirts

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Whoa, this is an exiguous amount of cheese for $25.00, you need to put on a tie.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Grace For Flies

Sloaney Pony.

"Stephen and I are today's special."

LAY ZEE FUK

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Life is for the birds.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Your French dip, sir.'

'A cheeky red?'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Diner.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The fish sticks here are very good."