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Champagne Charlie.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Romantic Frogs

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"What do you recommend today?"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Michael, do your dinner."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'A table for two?'

"Come on Hugh, you know you have to wallow in the mud hole before sitting down at the table."

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'