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Champagne Charlie.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Romantic Frogs

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"What do you recommend today?"

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Michael, do your dinner."

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'