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The Last Dinner

Sloaney Pony.

Diamond outfits

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

All dressed up and no place to go

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Purple dress

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Champagne Charlie.

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"I'm NOT pontificating!"

Penguin trying on a suit.

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'