Formal Events T-Shirts

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

Transylvanian Embassy - Black Tie Reception

Dressing up for a Night Out

Diamond outfits

Best Hat Award

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

Ladies

I now declare this envelope open.

No tie No service.

"Mavis, did you have shoes on when we went into the theatre?"

"Oh, that one's mustard from lunch."

A boy about to be taken to bed by his nurse

Procedure - A Fact.

"I thought we decided you were going to 'check' that."

Sloaney Pony.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Children's Party

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Whine and cheezed party."

Glyndebourne

Purple dress

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"I read 'Art News.'"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Dr. Young is a professor at one of the nation's leading party schools.'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."