Formal Event T-Shirts

"How soon do you need these?"

"Sorry, black tie only!"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Purple dress

Red and Yellow dress

Sloaney Pony.

Diamond outfits

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

Sabrage

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Masked Pianist

The Last Dinner

Penguin trying on a suit.

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

Dress Code

'Don't you hate when you go to a party and someone is wearing the exact same thing?'

'Whoa, this is an exiguous amount of cheese for $25.00, you need to put on a tie.'

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

A group of friends singing