Going To A Formal Event T-Shirts

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Sloaney Pony.

Diamond outfits

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

All dressed up and no place to go

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

Purple dress

How to read the dress code?

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

The Last Dinner

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

Penguin trying on a suit.

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

Purple dress

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"Do you mind if we cut out the small talk?"

Ladies Night

'And this one for handling tough questions from congress...'

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

Dress Code

'Don't you hate when you go to a party and someone is wearing the exact same thing?'