Formal Event Attendance T-Shirts

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Sloaney Pony.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Diamond outfits

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

All dressed up and no place to go

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

Purple dress

How to read the dress code?

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

"Oh, he's so romantic."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Masked Pianist

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

'All these conferences look the same.'

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

"Any apologies for absence?"

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"Do you mind if we cut out the small talk?"

'I understand he hasn't missed a concert in 14 years.'

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.