Attending Formal Events T-Shirts

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

'Weren't you one of our leading intellectuals - until you were found out?'

Sloaney Pony.

Diamond outfits

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

Purple dress

How to read the dress code?

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"Oh, he's so romantic."

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"Any apologies for absence?"

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

Not My Coronation Quiche

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'