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"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

The moment Bradson's career as a butler came to an abrupt halt.

Sloaney Pony.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Wine Lady

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The prying mantis,

The devil you know and his plus one

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Diamond outfits

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

All dressed up and no place to go

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"You two seem oddly suited."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Glyndebourne

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Midwest Winter Items.

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

Playing cards.

Purple dress

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."