Formal Gatherings Mugs

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

The moment Bradson's career as a butler came to an abrupt halt.

Sloaney Pony.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Wine Lady

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The devil you know and his plus one

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The prying mantis,

Diamond outfits

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Glyndebourne

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Playing cards.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Purple dress

Midwest Winter Items.

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'