Formal Occasion T-Shirts

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Sloaney Pony.

Diamond outfits

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Whine and cheezed party."

Purple dress

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

Sabrage

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

The Last Dinner

Tuxedo company.

Penguin trying on a suit.

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

A penguin conductor

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

Dress Code

"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."

'Don't you hate when you go to a party and someone is wearing the exact same thing?'

"And the award goes to...but then again, why bother?"

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

Red and Yellow dress