Formal Occasion T-Shirts

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Sloaney Pony.

Diamond outfits

All dressed up and no place to go

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Whine and cheezed party."

Purple dress

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

Sabrage

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

The Last Dinner

Tuxedo company.

Penguin trying on a suit.

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

A penguin conductor

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Dress Code

"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."

'Don't you hate when you go to a party and someone is wearing the exact same thing?'

Lady going to a show at the Royal Opera House.

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."