Formal Event Gifts

"How soon do you need these?"

"Sorry, black tie only!"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Purple dress

Red and Yellow dress

Sloaney Pony.

Diamond outfits

All dressed up and no place to go

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

Sabrage

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Masked Pianist

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

The Last Dinner

Penguin trying on a suit.

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

Dress Code

'Don't you hate when you go to a party and someone is wearing the exact same thing?'

A group of friends singing

'Whoa, this is an exiguous amount of cheese for $25.00, you need to put on a tie.'