Formal Party Gifts

Penguin trying on a suit.

'Don't you hate when you go to a party and someone is wearing the exact same thing?'

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Bacchus.

Cat Nip.

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Bubbly

Early photobombing

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"I was almost that last year."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Shaken not stirred

"I can't believe he brought her."

Diamond outfits

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Beers

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.