Formal Party Gifts

Penguin trying on a suit.

'Don't you hate when you go to a party and someone is wearing the exact same thing?'

Sloaney Pony.

Children's Parties

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cow Pinatas

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

Champagne

Cat Nip.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Bubbly

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Cardiac Recovery.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Early photobombing

"I was almost that last year."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Shaken not stirred

Diamond outfits

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Beers

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."