Formal Gala Gifts

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

Sloaney Pony.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Diamond outfits

Blue Dress and Feather

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

A man looks up at the earth

All dressed up and no place to go

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Masquerade

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

Purple dress

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

The nonprofit dog fight.

Man in a Tuxedo

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

"The first prize goes to WIlbur Van Zick who slept with nine out ten members of the jury. The second prize with eight members goes to..."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

The Last Dinner

Penguin trying on a suit.

"Gentlemen...the toast!"

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

Ladies Night

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'