Charity Gala Gifts

Funding directly reaches indigenous communities, bypassing NGOs.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

'So, let me get this straight. You actually give money to the needy...'

"Let's have a great capital campaign this year."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Gee, thanks pal."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Blue Dress and Feather

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Pearly King and Queen

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Masquerade

Movember

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Alms Bank

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Me and my money are soon parted

Lemonade without borders.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"