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The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

A Symphony of Penguins

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Robert Fripp

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Cimafunk

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

Anna Calvi

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

I love my Timpani

George Michael

"This next one's another oldie."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Taking a peek at the audience

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Elvis Presley

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Allegro con molto espresso

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'Man, times have changed.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"