Charity Concerts Pillows

A Symphony of Penguins

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Felix Mendelssohn

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

I love my Timpani

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Taking a peek at the audience

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Man, times have changed.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano Recital