Charity Event Pillows

A donor overcomes fear and risk with data and transparency in order to get funding.

Do something funny for money.

Jake froze in terror...He'd accidentally wandered into a nest of rattlers.

Ladies in pink, thank you.

"So far earplugs are the money maker."

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

'Remember, it's YOUR benefit game - go out and foul whoever you like!'

The Fun Run.

Marathon runner in a chicken costume notices a chicken in a human costume.

Cancer funding.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

See you at the farmers market!

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

AA Meeting Here Today

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Church Basement Foodie

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Movember

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'