Community Service Event Pillows

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

America, are we learning anything?

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Be kind"

AA Meeting Here Today

See you at the farmers market!

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Church Basement Foodie

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Litter Pick

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

social services cuts

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Cuba applauds its doctors

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Human Rights for All