Community Service Event Gifts

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

America, are we learning anything?

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Be kind"

AA Meeting Here Today

See you at the farmers market!

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Church Basement Foodie

Handle With Care

"Whine and cheezed party."

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Litter Pick

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Cuba applauds its doctors

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

social services cuts

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Human Rights for All

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."