Charity Auction Pillows

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Gee, thanks pal."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Movember

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Alms Bank

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Please Give

Me and my money are soon parted

Social Worker

Lemonade without borders.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.