Charitable Musician Pillows

'Have you seen my amplifier.'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Movember

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Alms Bank

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Me and my money are soon parted

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Television guests' essentials in November.

Lemonade without borders.

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Thanks again, kid!"

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'