Charitable Giver Pillows

'I thought they told you that any donation, no matter how small, would be greatly appreciated.'

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

"I gave until it hurt."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Movember

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Alms Bank

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Me and my money are soon parted

Television guests' essentials in November.

Lemonade without borders.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Thanks again, kid!"

The nonprofit dog fight.

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'