Charitable Work Pillows

"We did it, we found the nonprofit fountain of funding."

'We're collecting carbon credits for the first world.'

"Just give me the money, pal - I hate job interviews!"

"It's a big society idea...we were going to recruit a volunteer committee to recruit a volunteer, volunteer support worker to get volunteers to volunteer to fill in gaps in the service."

Beggar with on the street with a sign

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Gee, thanks pal."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Movember

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Alms Bank

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Please Give

Me and my money are soon parted

Social Worker

Lemonade without borders.