Charity Worker Pillows

"We do a lot of amazing work bringing the arts to people who don't want the arts."

"When we said to be creative with your grant proposal presentation, this is not what was meant."

'DO you remember when volunteering was just about trying to help people?'

No Soliciting. Especially if it's for a good cause.

'We can't buy the entire concept, Mr,Hood; but that part about taking from the rich has potential,'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'Would you like to claim gift-aid on that?'

'He is a persistant little fundraiser.'

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"I spend most of my time fund-raising."

Honey badger do care.

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

"We actually just need your local actor inputs here."

A bunch of people with balloons celebrate 'National Volunteer Week.'

Man being prodded into hell by a demon meets a charity collector with clipboard, asking: 'Hello, could I have five minutes of your time?'

"Give Something Back" vending machine

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

"Greedy, meet needy."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Accountants Without Borders.

"How do I know you won't use this for drugs?"

"You should work for a non-profit, dear. You have a lot of experience at that."

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

"We know you're thirsty, but how about we build you a nice building first?"

'I found them on the side of the road, they said they would love to help out our charity drive.'

'Ok, so first we take from the rick, keep 95% for admin costs, fees and other expenses and then give what's left to the poor.'

"We're hoping to get some lottery money to fund some gambling support groups!"