Medical Charity Worker Pillows

"I'm from Doctors Without Offices."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Lemonade without borders.

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

Social Worker

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"When they said the NHS was 'from the cradle to the grave' I didn't think they meant we couldn't retire until we were 108..."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Thank you

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

Please Give

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

"What are we doing wrong?"