Medical Charities Pillows

That was the last time they ever passed around a bucket after a bulimia fundraising dinner.

"Gee, thanks pal."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'Time for your pills.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Movember

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Alms Bank

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

Me and my money are soon parted

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

Lemonade without borders.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Television guests' essentials in November.

Infected Macron

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'I'm having my colon checked.'

"Thanks again, kid!"