Medical Charities Gifts

That was the last time they ever passed around a bucket after a bulimia fundraising dinner.

"Gee, thanks pal."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

'Time for your pills.'

Movember

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Alms Bank

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

Infected Macron

Me and my money are soon parted

Television guests' essentials in November.

Lemonade without borders.

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'I'm having my colon checked.'