Charity Gifts

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

'Somebody should do something!'

'and this one's for people who've hurt their wrists wearing too many wristbands'.

Fat Cat & Accountant - 'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

Volunteers.

'We can't buy the entire concept, Mr,Hood; but that part about taking from the rich has potential,'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."

"Miss Perkins, send in a good cause. I feel an attack of ethics coming on."

'Would you like to claim gift-aid on that?'

'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'

'Every Christmas season, Don would wonder who was responsible for all the signs saying he ate there.'

'He is a persistant little fundraiser.'

Jewelled 'Eradicate Poverty' bracelet

'I like to give something back to the community.'

"I spend most of my time fund-raising."

Santa Claus donates blood.

Honey badger do care.

Please give.

'I don't care if it is a worthy cause, next time make an appointment.'

'I'm raising funds to buy a parachute. Anything you can spare would be appreciated.'

"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."

"When times were good I trickled stuff down."

'This one's for hair loss awareness'

Too Much Money

Runners at the end of a 'Fun Run'.

'I would have had higher grades, but I donated them to charity.'

'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

Now accepting anonymous donations

"Thanks again, kid!"

'This one's for hair loss awareness.'

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

"I much prefer random acts of kindness to the habitual ones."