Charitable Work Gifts

"We did it, we found the nonprofit fountain of funding."

'We're collecting carbon credits for the first world.'

"Just give me the money, pal - I hate job interviews!"

"It's a big society idea...we were going to recruit a volunteer committee to recruit a volunteer, volunteer support worker to get volunteers to volunteer to fill in gaps in the service."

Beggar with on the street with a sign

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"Gee, thanks pal."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Advances in Third World Healthcare

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Movember

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

Alms Bank

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Television guests' essentials in November.