Charity Worker Gifts

"We do a lot of amazing work bringing the arts to people who don't want the arts."

"When we said to be creative with your grant proposal presentation, this is not what was meant."

'DO you remember when volunteering was just about trying to help people?'

No Soliciting. Especially if it's for a good cause.

'We can't buy the entire concept, Mr,Hood; but that part about taking from the rich has potential,'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'Would you like to claim gift-aid on that?'

'He is a persistant little fundraiser.'

"I spend most of my time fund-raising."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

Honey badger do care.

'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

Man being prodded into hell by a demon meets a charity collector with clipboard, asking: 'Hello, could I have five minutes of your time?'

"We actually just need your local actor inputs here."

"Give Something Back" vending machine

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

A bunch of people with balloons celebrate 'National Volunteer Week.'

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"Greedy, meet needy."

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

"How do I know you won't use this for drugs?"

Accountants Without Borders.

"You should work for a non-profit, dear. You have a lot of experience at that."

'It is clear how this contribution helps your charity, but how does it benefit me?'

'Ok, so first we take from the rick, keep 95% for admin costs, fees and other expenses and then give what's left to the poor.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"We know you're thirsty, but how about we build you a nice building first?"