Charity Volunteers Gifts

'No, you can't go.'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"Be kind"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Handle With Care

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Cares and woes.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

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