Community Worker Gifts

'We need immigrants to do volunteer work like removing graffiti.'

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

"If you're investing in water for the whole community, I'd suggest that one over there."

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

'There are easier ways to get a look at community care.'

Stop It.

Community Policeman

Littering - anti social behaviour.

'That should put a stop to them.'

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

"Remember, this is the street with the dog mess."

"How bout ya slip a $20 in there for me too.".." (man talking to another about the church offering plate)

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"What?! You called for Souper Man, right?"

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

Neighbourhood watch with mother

'Well, the judge said picking up trash is part of community service.'

No Smoking.

The Committee sees Neighbourhood Watch as a monitoring role.

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"Meals on Wheels"

Suspicious Person Ban.

"Someone's nicked the Neighbourhood Watch sign."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Community service paints Stonehenge grey.

Common Sense in Job Two

My Brother's Keeper Scrambles Into Action

Conflicted Chief

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence